Thursday, March 17, 2011

An Open Letter to Kevin James



Dear Kevin James,


Oh, I also just read you've got Walter Moore shilling for you. Ha. This is fabulous! Also.

Thank you. This is the gift from above, the manna from heaven that I've been waiting for. You see... Doll's been a little blue lately, prolly the same color blue as the tie your wore yesterday at your press conference. But that's really neither here nor there.... what I'm trying to get at is I haven't been this happy in a really long time. Because I'm excited! I'm excited about all the fun I'm about to have.

Kevin James, thanx in advance 4 teh lulz.

xoxo

Valley Doll

ps. I didn't have time to make you a proper Blingee because of teh Girl Scout Camp Gettin' Ready, but I promise to make it up to you when I get home! <3 xo